Dollar Issues Startling Romano Respone
On being faxed Santino Romano's latest press release regarding his recovery, EAW star Dollar reacted in a remarkably ungracious fashion. His return fax, sent from the home of new manager Irving Ruddy, is handwritten by Ruddy and reads as follows:
"What a... SURPRISE Romano's recovery is. How totally UNPREDICTABLE for us that Romano might JUST ESCAPE DEATH yet thank his LUCKY STARS is OK to go home to recover and - **SURPRISE SURPRISE!** - will be totally fine in a few weeks with barely a wound to be SEEN. Let's be thankful that his doctors were just THAT damn good, .... or perhaps that he's a lying, cheating arsehole who'll get his comeuppance if he even DARES to show his face at an EAW event again. Dollar hereby promises to make Santino Romano WISH he'd got shot because he's going to be in a whole lot more pain than that if we see him backstage."
This incredible assault on the integrity of Santino Romano comes with just under a week until the first Outback Thunder since EAW's exit from the WWA group. It will be very interesting to see whether Romano dares to show his face.